- If you want to lie, make it shameful. People will believe you. "I was late to the meeting because I pooped in my pants.
- ”Wear a yellow reflective vest, a hard hat, and a clipboard. Now you can go pretty much anywhere, without question!
- If you don’t like making tea, but someone still wants you to make it, get it slightly wrong for everyone. They’ll never request it from you again.
- Preparations: Using the inspect-element tool in Chrome, go to your online store and edit the prices for a product you like. Go to a store that has that product (preferably a big-box store on Black Friday) and choose the laziest checkout line. Then, “price-match.
- ”When you take a hot soup out of the microwave, take 2 slices of bread in each hand and take it out. This really gets a rise out of the bread, but at yeast you have warm bread!
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